Mormonland

Utah, the unofficial homeland of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, or colloquially as they are known, Mormons.

"A friend of mine just moved to Utah." "Oh, really? How are they liking living in Mormonland?"

Extraqueericular

An extracurricular activity popular to queer students (i.e. drama club, choir, art club)

I'm only doing extraqueericular activities so I can meet guys.

mississippilessly

(adv.) to count without the use of the word Mississippi. (e.g., 1, 2, 3). Popularized by Ross Geller from the sit-com Friends, in the episode "The One With Ross's Tan".

"I barely got to three Mississippi."
"You're only supposed to count to five!"
"Mississippilessly?"