fuckat

when someone fucks their cat

“ yo did yu hear about the rumor that shane dawson fuckatted ?”
“fu- what ?”
“fuckatted, when you fuck your cat”

fudog

when someone rapes their dog

girl 1: did you hear about wendy wisconsin?
girl 2:who?
girl 1:she’s the girl who fudogged
girl 2:fu-what?
girl 1:fudogged, when you rape your dog

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schnitty

chem teacher who’s a pedophile

“yo u have schnitty for chem next year. watch out bro he touches girls”

bruncle in-law

When your brother in-law is also your uncle, like Oedipus

Oedipus: “I’m going to go see my bruncle in-law, Creon.”

ciancé

When your cousin is also your fiancé, like Antigone

Antigone: “I’m going to go see my ciancé”

Ismene: “Your what?”
Antigone: “My cousin fiancé, Haimon”

snapedo

a guy (usually 18+) who goes on snap and adds random girls, and only asks them for nudes. if they don’t send nudes then the guy unadds them.

girl 1: that guy that you were talking about added me

girl 2: nooo unadd him he’s a snapedo

yds

yeah dumb slut

texting:

person 1: “are you on your way”

person 2: “yds”

person 1: “what?”
person 2: “yeah dumb slut”

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