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having the security rights to make changes on a computer
I can't change the background on my computer at work because they won't give me adminability, bastages
One who falls asleep on the toilet
Why is it everytime I walk in the john, the crap napper is snoring in the handicap stall, yo?
the operator of a convenience store who typically refuses to put paper in the printer of the "self-service pay at the pump" gas pump and thus forces the customer to walk across the parking lot and stand in line at the cash register just to get a receipt for the gas purchased by paying at the pump.
Same operator may greet customers by saying "I am sorry the slurpy machine is broken. Would you like to buy a lottery ticket"
Dude, I stopped at the JiffyMart and bought gas and as always the slurpytech was too cheap to have paper in the gas pump so I had to stand in line inside the store for 15 minutes while people bought 15 different scratch off tickets. Lame, cheap slurpytech.
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a customer service rep or tech support rep that you cannot understand.
I called their tech support but it was useless, I got a delltech. I couldn't understand a word he was saying after "Tank you for calling dell"
an expression of disbelief or great angst
My laptop just died, what the shiz, yo
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John's wife walked into the bathroom and caught him racing his mule
I think you're blowing sunshine up my tater hole, yo
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