Panda

The coolest and most awsome animal or should it be said God!Panda's are also very dangerous as they have claws,guns and knows kung-fu.
If you ever happen to run into one you must offer yourself for sex or it will kill you but dont fear as they can be very lazy and not do anything...

girl 1:Oh my i just ran into a panda and had to take of my pants but when it got up it just sat back down cus it was to lazy
girl 2:wow ur lucky poor sarah refused to give herself and the Panda ripped here head off and raped her dead body!!!

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