douchebaggery

Let's break this down. a douchebag is a jackass. an a hole. a loser. a bastard. you get it, no?

"Oh man, Brian's such a jerk, he's very proficient in the subject of douchebaggery"

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fruit loops

a code word for having sex

man.. me and my boy had fruit loops for dinner last night.. and dessert

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cell phone

a leash or locating device

My parents called me on my cell phone to make sure I wasn't having sex.

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gloop

a noise that is made when something gooey happens. i.e. when you are vianized.

oh no! i just heard the gloop!

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making cake

making out

We were making cake at the movies.

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I have to pizzle fo rizzle

I have to pee for real.

"Where's the bathroom?"
"Why?"
"I have to pizzle fo rizzle."

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libble

A cross between a lick and a nibble. Done affectionately toward someone you like.

She libbled him gently and hugged him tight.

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