tuber

A Tuber is an Underground root system, you morons. It has to do with plant systems.. Wow.

A potato has a tuber growing underneath it in its soil.

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grimmy

your wrong

you are grimmy bo

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fruit loops

a code word for having sex

man.. me and my boy had fruit loops for dinner last night.. and dessert

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cell phone

a leash or locating device

My parents called me on my cell phone to make sure I wasn't having sex.

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swerving

being so drunk, basic functions are no longer possible

dude Kate! last night you were swerving!

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derigiberbil

A derigble gerbil.

Jarvis Cockerel - "Crikey! It's a derigble gerbil"
Mark Llama - "Yes! It's a derigiberbil."

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God

His name (Jehovah) means "he causes to become" in other words he can become whatever he needs to be to fulfill his purposes, and save his loyal witnesses.
The Almighty, not Jesus, not part of the trinity. His predominant quality is love followed by justice, wisdom, and power. Creator of all things.

For God loved the world so much that he gave his only-begotten Son, in order that everyone exercising faith in him might not be destroyed but have everlasting life. -John 3:16

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