parents

the chains around your ankles until you've managed to a) runaway b) obtain a stable job and stable income c) die d) turn 18.

i'd be getting laid if it weren't for my parents.

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snexy

Sexy, having a relation of or to being sexy, having sexual appeal, being sex-a-ble(See sex-a-ble)

Oh, that boy sure is one snexy bitch!

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swerving

being so drunk, basic functions are no longer possible

dude Kate! last night you were swerving!

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derigiberbil

A derigble gerbil.

Jarvis Cockerel - "Crikey! It's a derigble gerbil"
Mark Llama - "Yes! It's a derigiberbil."

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God

His name (Jehovah) means "he causes to become" in other words he can become whatever he needs to be to fulfill his purposes, and save his loyal witnesses.
The Almighty, not Jesus, not part of the trinity. His predominant quality is love followed by justice, wisdom, and power. Creator of all things.

For God loved the world so much that he gave his only-begotten Son, in order that everyone exercising faith in him might not be destroyed but have everlasting life. -John 3:16

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vag block

1. The female form of the noun cock block.

2. Also a verb with the same meaning as cock block

Ashley: Hey, let us use your bed.
Amanda: No, I'm studying.
Ashley: Come on, don't be a vag block.

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giss

same word as "just"

i giss hooked up wit a cutie, guys! hell YeeaaAAHH!!!

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