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1. A situation that is irretrievably ridiculous and fucked up.
2. A state of affairs that resembles the concept of dozens of adults dressed in bright colors with synthetic wigs and enormous shoes emerging one by one from an impossibly tiny car
3. A circumstance, incident or person that seems simple from the outside but is in fact vast, labyrinthine, complex and more likely than not, a fiasco.
4. A situation, person or event that is worthy of mockery, scorn or derision.
Clowncar is best used when preceded by a superlative.
Alt spelling: Klownauto.
That outfit he is wearing is so clowncar.
George Bushâs policies regarding Iraq are completely clowncar.
The fact that the case about âBong hits 4 Jesusâ made it to the Supreme Court is absolutely clowncar.
Donât take the 1 train to Timeâs Square. I heard someone jumped in front of the train and itâs a total clowncar down there.
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To introduce someone electronically via email, facebook, myspace or other online forum.
I can etroduce you to that hot girl, she's totally one of my facebook friends.
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The innocuous, straight-seeming gay friend that you can introduce to homophobic people. A 'starter' gay.
Ken is the perfect gateway gay to bring over for Thanksgiving - he can bro out with my homophobic grandfather over football and car engines but he'll still make sure to mention that he's gay near the end of the evening. Can't wait for that moment.
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1. A joyful exclamation made when playing WOW, Unreal Tournament, or any FPS (first person shooter) game where opponents explode in a glory of flying, bloody chunks.
2. A general explicative.
3. Exclamation of excitement over a carnivorous feast, primarily food that has meat of an indistinguishable origin.
(after a lot of double-teaming on an alien monster that explodes in a cloud of smoke, metal and splattered alien flesh)
SWEET MEAT CHUNKS! That was a tough one. We'd better of leveled up after that battle.
or
SWEET MEAT CHUNKS! That asshole in the silver Mercedes almost killed me. My shoulder is all tore up.
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SWEET MEAT CHUNKS! Pass me that dish with the broccoli and whatever that is. I'm starving!
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Noun or Verb
1. A vacation in an often exotic or far away area of the world, but only via the internet.
2. To check something out on wikipedia, often in a drive-by, casual or cursory fashion.
I'm too poor to go on an actual cruise to Fiji, but I totally went on a wiki-cruise, and have been telling people at work that I've been there! I even took a few generic photos of me at the beach and have been playing it up like they're Fiji on facebook with facts about the food, animal life and whatnot.
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The GNP of Bolivia? One sec, let me wiki-cruise it.
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A living situation where one is cramped into a tiny room or sleeping on the couch or floor in another person's living space.
I'd invite you to come over but I'm livin' bitch until I find a new job and can afford a better place.
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1. When a legitimate email, often on a group list or including images, is lost in cyberspace due to restrictive spam blockers.
2. When a particular email address has been blacklisted or widely blocked due to malevolent hacker action on that particular account or server, and legitimate corospondence cannot get through.
3. When a legitimate email is accidentally deleted in the course clearing a deluge of spam from an inbox.
Damnit, the email you forwarded me about the free Comedy Central tickets was totally spamdropped!
Sorry, it was spamdropped. I never got the homework assignment. Next time donât bcc, Outlook is crap.
I canât rent my apartment on Craigâs list - Iâve been spamdropped because of that asshole who kept flagging my posts as inappropriate.
Columbia University totally spamdropped me off of their server after some bot spewed my address around and now the communication is so bad itâs like I never studied there.
I'm gonna spamdrop you off the face of this planet. It'll be like you never had any friends, and never will again.
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