waxing the dolphin

jacking in the shower or anywhere submersed in water

I was rinsing off and this vision of this walnut ass leapt into my brain so I had to wax the dolphin,

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frosting the bowl

v. generally limited to non-commercial/industrial strength toilets: when, after dropping anchor you flush, your deposit smears all over the side of the bowl on the way down. The weak-ass water pressure is unable to 'lick' the bowl clean.

I took this iceberg dump and, like, totally frosted the bowl when I flushed.

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dropping anchor

taking a dump, particularly a high-fiber one that causes an audible 'plop' upon casting. Sometimes you'll find yourself frosting the bowl upon flushing a particularly impressive iceberg dump.

Dude, I hope this point ends soon cause I gotta drop anchor.

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