Trick Rigged

When someone jerry rigs an object, usually a piece of furniture, and the next person goes to use that object, and the object breaks. The blame is then put on the person who tried to use the object last

"I wanted to move my dresser, but as soon as I pushed it, the leg came off. The broken leg was taped to the bottom. Somebody trick rigged the damn thing!"

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Driver's Foot

Usually occurs after or during traffic. Your ankle feels pain when you try to lift it up from the brakes. Happens because you are constantly pressing down and lifting up on the pedal because you're going nowhere during traffic.

"Goddamn, I have terrible driver's foot. I sat in traffic for 15 minutes."

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