sneezeburger

a burger, with or without cheese, that has been sneezed on.

Wendy's employee: *sneezes on hand holding burger*
Girl: Did he sneeze on my cheeseburger?
Friend: You got a double bacon sneezeburger!

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Celine Delozenge

a cough drop used specifically after singing Celine Dion songs

My throat hurts from singing the Titanic theme, can I get a Celine Delozenge?

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