girlpouncesyou

1. What happens at a Sadie Hawkins dance.

2. Pink-haired teen lesbians in heat.

In soviet russia, girl pounces you!

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costco girl

FATTIE. large. obese. american.

jeanniecool is one hell of a costco girl

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writes software

to engage in homosexual activity

i'm pretty sure that guy writes software.
do you think he's a software engineer?

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Snackpacking

You present your victim with a pudding Snack Pack and they must ingest at lightning speed, in one sitting. The "All Ages" icing.

A: Yo son you just got SNACKPACKED!!
R: What is this? What?
A: You chug it.
R: No, I'm not going to do that.
A: I bet the first guy to get iced didn't say no.
R: Alright, I'll give it a shot.
A: That's a snackpacking.