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"Damn! I ain't never seen a flounder pounder that big. She is gonna regret sticking that thing in!"
4π 18π
One who has become a master at the art of fellatio
"Damn! Dat bitch is one smokin' Salami Swami! She made me bust-a-nut in 2 seconds flat!"
11π 6π
One who has many one night stands just to find the biggest penis to settle down with...
Jane: "Mom, are you satisfied with dad's umm... size???"
Mom: "Of course dear! I am a Big Pecker Treker from way back and you will be satisfied too once you snag yourself a big un..."
18π 5π
One who cannot get his/her fill of semen.
Man, that hooker was such a nut junkie that she gave a free round of blow jobs to everyone at the party!
8π 2π
A vagina that is infested with genital warts
"Dude! I was getting ready to go down on her until I noticed that she had a mad case of Cauliflower Clam"
3π 2π
When someone tries holding back from pooping so long, that the end of the turd starts coming out of their ass before they can get to the bathroom.
Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...
"Damn! I am not going jogging again without taking a shit first. I was brown capping before I could get pff pf the trail"
34π 8π
When someone tries holding back from pooping so long, that the end of the turd starts coming out of their ass before they can get to the bathroom.
Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...
"Damn! I am not going jogging again without taking a shit first. I was brown capping before I could get pff pf the trail"
12π 6π