Acclammodation

When a female preps her vagina to be penetrated by a male, female, or herself.

Vera sure did go overboard on her acclammodations before going out with Chuck tonight. She douched, gave herself a brazilian wax, and practiced kegels with her ben wa balls for at least 2 hours!

Granola Gangstas

Granola Gangstas are people who are part of an environmentalist group that takes the cause to extremes.

Bubba: " Man did you see what those Greenpeace people did to them Nazca lines?"

Joe: "Hellz yea yo! Them fools are some straight up Granola Gangstas!"