top kill method

1. A sexual position whereby the female lays flat on her stomach, and the male lays flat on top of her, injecting a thick viscous liquid into her vagina.

2. Also, a method of sealing off oil spills under the ocean.

1. If I can have it any way I want it, then I want it "top kill style", baby!

2. BP attempted to use the top kill method to plug the Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf.

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amtrak

verb. To have sex without a condom.

derived from: America's national passenger rail system. It's a lot of fun to ride, but it's really dangerous. It always seems like a train is derailing or crashing.

Girlfriend: I'm ready, put it in!

Guy: But I don't have protection, maybe we shouldn't...

Girlfriend: It's OK, just AMTRAK me!

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