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To snuffle your nose into a girl's crotch with the aim of eating her out and bringing her to orgasm, orally.
SNOG DOG MAN: Girl yo fine! I is gonna SNOUT YOU OUT tonight with my magic tongue!
GIRL: Bring it on Snog Dog.
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A derogatory term referring to that percentage of the male population that produce chunky semen.
Chunky semen has the consistency and texture of freshly picked boogers.
Booger Balls Jackson emptied his man-chamber into Amy's face. He just enjoys blowing his Hose Nose.
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A term describing the cute pudginess or cute fatness of a cat or a dog. The animal being described usually likes his/her chips and pizza.
Big fat black'n'white cat should be poked in the stomach with the exclamation:
"Ya kersquidgidy lil guy!"
Cat usually bites your finger as he/she sees it as an insult.
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A man with Down's Syndrome who has an exceptionally large penis.
A Long Dong Mong is a medical subcategory classification of the basic Mong.
Quong was a Long Dong Mong singing a song in Hong Kong while shaking his Shlong in the neighbour's cabbage patch.
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A term referring to the thick layer of fat covering a morbidly obese person.
The jiggle exoskeleton is typically so thick and protective of the vital organs that it can stop a bullet from killing the fatso.
Leroy's jiggle exoskeleton smothered the terrorist until he was suffocated.
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A term describing the unsuccessful or unprofessional surgery performed on a person to reassign their gender. The surgeon may have decided to take a holiday to the Bahamas part way through the operation or could have been an alcoholic.
Gemima went out on a date with Brad but was scared to go all the way. Hey, Brad was a nice guy but had a vomit reflex when he saw her botched crotch. He was only a humble accountant.
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The "perfect gentleman" is a man who has so much respect for women that instead of seeking sex, insists on having test tube babies with an attractive partner.
This man also most likely is a person who pees without ever touching his penis.
Perfect Gentleman: "Phwoar! You're hot! I'd love to fertilise your eggs!"
Attractive woman: *strange look*
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