light surgeon

Person who claims to cure the sick and change the world through light based slide show media, but is in fact buried within their own subjective egomania.

You know light surgeon Derek.
"Yeah, stinky mouth"
He always went to sleep with a light bulb under his pillow.
"Oh yeah, he left it connected to the mains, wet his bed and woke up without any body hair, his girlfriend thought he was a Platypus."