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ho stroll

area where hookers go to do sex to pathetics for money.

i hate having to walk through the ho strolls. everyone assumes im a hooker!

i saw your girlfriend workin it on the ho stroll last night. she said shed eat it for a rock but i didnt feel like catchin her mouth herpes on my fun stuff.

by amy christ May 1, 2005

70πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


gaffle pirately

v. to steal something or rip someone off as if you were a pirate.

my friends dragged me to some fuckstick's house so i entertained myself by gaffling his CD collection pirately.

i wish i were reading the newspaper right now but it was gaffled pirately off of the lawn.

i thought i was buying acid but got gaffled pirately. it was fuckin fake.

im gonna gaffle pirately this shirt from the store.

by amy christ November 19, 2007

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


mary-kate

To vomit profusely or to make yourself vomit. A direct referance to Mary-Kate Olsen's eating disorder.

"That chinese food got the best of me. I might have to go mary-kate that shit up, here in a minute."

by amy christ April 29, 2005

141πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž


swarthy sea captain

an ugly or haggard person.

one who has been rode hard and put away wet.

"there goes that mangy old hooker. man, is she a swarthy sea captain or what?"

by amy christ April 29, 2005

30πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


short bus rider

someone mentally retarded.

one who rides the short bus to school.

"that bitch is SO stupid. what a short bus rider."

by amy christ April 30, 2005

49πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


balls

adj. meaning extremely, or incredibly

used to emphasize extremes in a situation
it is balls cold outside!

that bitch's vag was balls dirty! i told her to put her pants back on and dont sit on my furniture.

I was balls wasted and threw a chair through a 13th floor hotel room window!

those twins look balls alike. i say "you want ice cream cone?" they BOTH say yes.

by amy christ March 7, 2008

20πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


balls

adj. meaning extremely, or incredibly

used to emphasize extremes in a situation

it is balls cold outside!

that bitch's vag was balls dirty! i told her to put her pants back on and dont sit on my furniture.

I was balls wasted and tried picking up my physics teacher at the bar not even realizing it!

those twins look balls alike. i say "you want ice cream cone?" they BOTH say yes.

by amy christ March 5, 2008

16πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž