Ditch Chicken

A child who plays in the drainage ditch in a trailer park, popping their heads up as cars drive by.

As soon as the snow melts and the ditch starts filling with water, the Ditch Chickens are there playing.

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Nerd Spear

A random bit of overly intelligent information thrown somewhat appropriately into a conversation.

Bob: "Oh look, its a full moon"
Jerry " Did you know that the diameter of the moon is roughly the same as the width of the United States?"
Bob "Thanks for chucking that nerd spear Jerry. You are such a geek."