Marlowe

The biggest schmuck to ever walk the earth. He gets way too many girls.

Person 1: how can such a dog get so many girls.
Person 2:ikr he's such a Marlowe.

3👍 13👎

Giona

Fucking dumbshit with a 3 cm penis. Kinda guy to fail NNN in the first couple of seconds. His religion is Mia Khalifa BJ videos.

Student 1: Yo that cunts so fucking horny all the time. What's his name
Student 2: Ohhhh that's Giona.

16👍 7👎

Nathan

The kind of guy to not do any work and just watch starcraft videos. He's also a stingy cunt so don't ask him for a pen

Teacher: Oi anon get to work
Anon: I can't I don't have a pen. Nathan can I borrow a pen
Nathan: Nah fuck off I'm watching "hectic 20000 iq starcraft plays that will make ur cock hard"