dogerland

Replacement for " under da water "

Person 1: pls help me I am dogerland
Person 2: OH NO!!

scp 783

my nightmares. also known as "there was a crooked man" is very scary for me. it kills people and does something to kill them idk.

"Bloody hell mate, The scp 783 got 'em!"

milwaukee pasta bandit

somebody who has a finger and a thumb and is found dead

"Somebody once told me, hands off my macaroni. Milwaukee Pasta Bandit found deaaaad." -News

Aussian

A language used in New Zealand and Australia

Heres some sentences translated into Aussian
" I'm gonna go to Texas " → " Imma hop ovah to Gunland mate "
" Hello guys! " → " Ello mates! "

" Hi, how are you? " → " Ello, Howr ya "

cantada

Used as a replacement for " That Canadian Can't Do It "

Person 1: Hey dude, Cantada!
Person 2: Oh, yeah!

Jacksonb

me.

"hi i am Jacksonb"

BBQ Dorito

1.) The second best doritos chips known to mankind.
2.) Bloody diarrhea.

guy 1: "Hey man, guess what i got at the store!"
guy 2: "What?"
guy 1: "BBQ Doritos!"

guy 3: "Ugh, I had a BBQ Dorito yesterday."
guy 4: "That 'otta suck."