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A juvenile jail where a bunch of horny and depressed young adults are compacted into one building, you learn things you'll never use in your adult life and you take endless tests and exams for four whole years until they seccessfully squeeze the individuality out of your worn out body!
kid who's never gone to highschool: "Man I can't wait for highschool, the best years of my life!!!"
senior: Hell nah that place is a living hell you don't know what your saying.
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The place you usually find yourself no matter how much you avoid it which is pretty ironic in a creepy way
Innocent YouTube viewer:I was watching Shane Dawson and ran into the weird side of YouTube, it was a random video about a dolphin dry humping a inflatable doll on the board walk...
YouTube: hmm it doesn't seem to catch my attention so I don't care, your fault for stubling there.
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An event that happens when you drink too much or you're so terribly desprate for sex, you have a fun night with a stranger only to wake up and know that you have a 50% chance you contracted chlamydia and/or how disappointed God is of you. But it doesn't matter because you'll do it again anyway.
A one night stand is like Russian roulette, you either get a high chance of great sexy times or you fucking shoot yourself in the head. Might as well just fuck your bestfriend.
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What your going to be after reading all these freaky definitions below or above mine.
The only reason you searched up horny on urban dictionary is to read the erotic definitons so you can either fap or finger yourself to it. :)
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The only question God won't answer.
Why? The real question is why not?
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It used to be a body part at the very bottom of your body that helps you move around but now its a weird fetish that is getting more popular by the minute.
Person 1:my feet help me walk around yay!
Person 2: no, your feet is a sexual symbol and it makes me horny just looking at them lemme lick
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