sing-alongy

adj. a sing-alongy song is easy enough for everyone to sing or hum along

Chief scout at a Scouts meeting:
- each patrol has to pick a song for today's campfire
Scout:
- can we pick any song?
- yes, but make sure it's sing-alongy so everyone can catch on

low on the totem pole

the last person in the chain of command, the person to do everybody else's scut work

-Dude, you're so low on the totem pole you take orders from interns
-Toushe

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threesome

when three people are getting some from each other. not necessarily in the popular male+female+female configuration

-hey Julie, wanna hook up later today?
-yeah, but I have a guest at my house. my cousin is visiting
-threesome then?
-um... sure, let me just call him and give him a heads up
-him? um.. actually, let me get back to you on this one, I think I'm coming down with cancer

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shot to hell

ruined, wasted

My computer just froze and I hadn't backup my data, three hours of writing a thousand-word term paper just shot to hell.

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does the pope shit in a funny hat?

An answer to a question with an obvious yes.

It's a splice of two phrases
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?

Interviewer to a rock star:
-Have you had sex with groupies?
Rock star:
-does the pope shit in a funny hat?

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