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vanilla extract

Your white friend who's super extra and does the most at all times

"Hey, did you hear that Courtney got overcharged at Chipotle and, as revenge, she stole all of their hot sauce? Why does she always do the most?"
"Damn, that's the textbook definition of vanilla extract. You should hear about my white boy Dave though - he's so vanilla extract that he once fucked in plain sight at a NASCAR event. Vanilla extract as fuck."

by analdeyrey69! March 14, 2017

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daddy fieri

guy fieri as a sex symbol

"Snap my good ass and blast me all the way to Flavortown, Daddy Fieri"

by analdeyrey69! February 28, 2017