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Getting mugged by a herd of cow supremacists.
Mooger: GIVE ME YOUR MILK!
Jeremy: I just got mooged last night by crazy people in white sheets with black spots on them!!
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To go specifically in search of other bros with the intention of making them your new bros.
"Hey brosef, I just went brocery shopping. Meet Anthony and Travis."
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One of the best ways to be stalked on the internet.
People can see my school, city, and state on Facebook if I don't put it on 'Private'.
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Webs.com is a website-builder tool used by small businesses and communities. They boast a drag-and-drop builder so simplistic that a drunk 90-year-old could handle it, and an absolute knockoff of Weebly.com's for more than triple the price.
Also, their customer service representatives are probably robots.
How do I get a refund from those creeps at Webs.com?
This is a phrase used to follow a string of items and distract from the list's content, usually to lessen the impact.
Today I went to the bank, got a bite to eat, crashed my car, and then I killed a house DJ.
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