ectoplasmosis

1. Technically, the viscous progeny of medium ectoplasm and the mind-controlling brain parasite, aborted from the belly of an octobee. Visualize some sort of yellowish-green shoggoth.
2. a wonder closet of fringe art, culture and ephemera

"Where'd Bill go?"
"He was devoured alive in his bed last night by a particularly vicious congerie of sentient ectoplasmosis."
"I want one."

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confungit

a word used when one is feeling to confused to make an actual word

"CONFUNGIT"
"...um, what?"

Eddie

Eddie is a human experimentation project of REDACTED, the CIA’s rebooted successor to its MK-ULTRA project, and as of 2021 is its only surviving attempt to create an entity so stubborn it can withstand any level of psychosomatic torture. At the time of writing, Eddie has rejected around 1450 covert tests, almost unanimously considering them to be “weird nightmares”, regardless of whether they are performed while he is fully awake or not. Although their improbable levels of internal logic and plotline raise red flags among those he shares these “nightmares” with, the level of pigheadedness the CIA saw fit to grace him with makes the project extremely unlikely to be revealed.

Friend #1: Why the hell doesn’t Eddie have a psychiatrist?

Friend #2: I don’t know. He says they all ghost him.