devious lick

when you steal something so random and useless it’s almost maniacal

Jason: Bro I just stole the schools toilet

Nathan: No way bro *shouts for other people* GUYS check out this devious lick

motherless behavior

when you do some goofy shit that shows you’ve obviously never felt the affection of a mother in your life

man: download yubo

me: that’s some motherless behavior bro

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