longboard

surfboard longer than 8 feet. Able to ride smaller waves and get in more surfing.

Look at those shortboarders sitting on the sand! Glad i have a longboard.

25👍 52👎

Young

A man without grasp of the English language.

I can't believe Young just said 'pissa' again.

9👍 49👎

fainting goat

This is the art of making a girl pass out during sex. By having rough intercource and then screaming as loud as you can at the point of orgasm will cause her to faint.

After an hour of raunchy sex john performed the fainting goat causing julie to sleep through the night.

19👍 36👎

weezer

1. Nerds in consert
2. The best band ever
3. Nerd rock
4. Nerd/dork Utopia

I went to a weezer consert and bowed-down to the nerd gods.

564👍 201👎

sony

good at making tvs, mp3 players, cd players, video cameras, headphones. but they are not good at making games consoles, that is microsofts job from now on...

i love my sony made mp3 player, tv, cd player, but i wouldnt dare buy one of their consoles, now they are desperate, making the ps2, then the silver ps2, then the slim ps2, then the slim silver ps2, then the psp... they are DESPERATE!!!

14👍 39👎

hypermobilic

bendy squiggly body parts.

Jiten

4👍 5👎

Camila Mendez

Thee most beutiful girl to ever live. She is perfect in every possible way. I love her to death and wish we could be together forever. Love you so much baby

Camila is the greatest thing to ever happen to me

109👍 55👎