JERKSTORE

a jerk, a bum, a dick, an unpleasant person

Quit being a jerkstore, you jerkstore

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kooshmap

When a person of elder status vomits after eating rotten food

damn my grampa kooshmaped last night he lost 6 of his lungs

dodgeball

the sole reason that middle school physical education was created

upon the creation of dodgeball came other games deriving from the root word, such as basketball and football, neither of which even compare in quality

kids wish class would last longer so they could play dodgeball for a longer time frame

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Satch

Nickname for guitar virtuoso Joe Satriani, one of the greatest guitarists to have ever walked the Earth.

"Hey, man, I was just listening to Satch; he rocks my socks off!"

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ownz0rian

A person that constanly gets called a hacker and beets everyone at cs.

Cyb3r is an ownz0rian

The Barbados

The locale only known as the Fahey's house, where the jungle is rough and the rough is kind of funny looking.

"Hot daimn! Them flys are all up in here like the Barbados!"
"OMG I tripped over this dead body, just like in the Barbados"

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Moose

1.) A form of Animal
2.) The colour your teeth go if you dont clean them for a week
3.) The strange smell your closet makes
4.) Making a salad

1.) I once petted a moose
2.) Oh man Camping makes everything turn moose right on a weeks away time brother!
3.) What the fuck is that! You got some serious moose coming outta there!
4.) Jackson! Go moose for me will you!

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