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Cambridge University of Neutron Technology

A really funny fake university. See also Sam Houston Institute of Technology.

I went to Cambridge University of Neutron Technology and I still remember the day I graduated from CUNT University.

by andrew June 17, 2006

13πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


asstastic

a combination of ass and fantastic. for when fantastic just doesn't cut it.

Damn that '63 Fender Strat is asstastic!

by andrew January 12, 2003

15πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


fuckdiddly

Extension, inspired by Ned Flanders, of the commonly used word "fuck"
Adds emphasis and humour to an already overused word at the cost of it's sometimes offensive nature.

(It still should be considered unwise to use in front of in-laws, teachers etc.)

Kid A - "You have squashed frog between your toes!"

Kid B - "Fuckdiddly!"

Kid A - "I hear your 'fuckdiddly' and accept its light-hearted application to this frog-related incident"

by andrew May 18, 2006

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


fuckdiddly

Extension, inspired by Ned Flanders, of the commonly used word "fuck"
Adds emphasis and humour to an already overused word at the cost of it's sometimes offensive nature.

(It still should be considered unwise to use in front of in-laws, teachers etc.)

Kid A - "You have squashed frog between your toes!"

Kid B - "Fuckdiddly!"

Kid A - "I hear your 'fuckdiddly' and accept its light-hearted application to this frog-related incident"

by andrew May 18, 2006

4πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


clitstrobe

upward and downward motion of touching the clitorus with the big toe of your left foot

she got so wet while being clitstrobed by aunt sally

by andrew February 28, 2004

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


chum

how to dispose of a dead body

the sharks ate the chum right up and we are now free. the body will never be found

by andrew May 24, 2003

5πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


timin

A kewler way to ask whats "happenin"

Was Timin?!

by andrew February 24, 2003

4πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž