arqa

brantfordian description for wallpaper differnt types of wallpaper

hey look at this arqa emma!

just good friends

Dating code-talk for "You're not good enough for me or any of my friends, chump. Get bent!"

—Andrew, we're just good friends, right?
—Arrgggh!

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willacy

A word of advant morallity used in the language vealigo as a meaning of extream sexual excitement

Willacy is inside of me and ready to implode in you

'Book of Vealigo phases cptr 1'

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Ass Bread

A long, sticky gooey crap that takes forever to get out of you anus and requires about half a roll of toilet paper to wipe up afterwards (in may even require a re-wipe later). It has the consistency and texture of Play-Doh being pumped out of that extruder thing-a-ma-jig. Ass bread makes you want to never take a shit again. Ass bread is the antithesis of Ass Nuggets and Ass Potatoes.

I was at a bar talking with this really hot chick when I had to take a dump. Wouldn't you know, it turned out to be the worst load of ass bread I've ever had. Why couldn't it have been just a few ass nuggets or potatoes?!I was gone so long when I finally got done she had left. Damn I HATE ass bread!

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hoe

a garden tool used for picking weeds.

ive got a dirty old hoe in my garden

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Tongue Worms

hairs, pubic or other that you find stuck to, or wrapped around your tongue.

I think she must be malting or something. When I finished, my mouth was full of tongue worms.

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hutsy

nickname for any person with the surname 'huts'

hutsy was the biggest stoner in his old age

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