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The act of "wanking" to Star Trek.
Dude, I watched scifi channel yesterday and performed one hell of a captain kirkumcision for like 2 hours.
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Man that test was so easy it was like the professor was giving my grade a bijojo.
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To have sex with someone while wearing a bagel, donut, or other pierced article of wheat around the shaft.
Javier loves to gluten tag his special friend. His special friend is less enthusiastic.
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Actorbation; (n) When an actor performs a monologue or scene so over-indulgently that you can almost see his hand stroking his quickly growing ego. Actorbation often causes a severe decrease in the tempo of a scene.
(v): to actorbate
"Wasn't Mark just amazing as Romeo last night?"
"Are you kidding me? Mark's incessant actorbation beat the crap out of the whole show! He must have added at least a half hour to the first act alone!"
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