Decembeard

The month following Novembeard and preceding Manuary. It is the second month of unimpeded facial-hair growth prior to shaving one's beard into a desired mustache/chops combination in recognition of Manuary.

My Decembeard is getting pretty thick, I can't wait till the new year to form this into one helluva Manuary mustache.

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Novembeard

During the autumnal season, the first month of unimpeded facial hair growth. To be customarily followed by Decembeard and concluding with shaving the beard into a desired mustache during the month of Manuary.

My neck is getting scratchy due to early Novembeard growth, but it'll all pay off come Manuary.

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