butt crumbs

those little dingy balls of toilet paper that cling to your butt.

Skinny has mad butt crumbs, not that i would know or anything.

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cutoluphogus

Also known as house.

Me and Fat Pete was jammin in the cutoluphogus drinking some beers.

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skeet sheet

a piece of paper towel used to clean up your mess after punching clown.

My skeet sheet is stuck to the lamp shade

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rowdy rag

Rag used to clean the mess up after masturbation.

My rowdy rag is hidden between the mattress and box spring.

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road sodas

Also know as beer. Road sodas work really well while driving.

Hey Stumpy Pants hand me one of those cold ass road sodas while i make a jew turn.

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indian sunglasses

when you put your enormous balls on someones eyes.

I gave Aaron a sweet pair of indian sunglasses while he was passed out.

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jewish donut

See definition bagel.

Ezeekial likes to eat a jewish donut for breakfast.

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