Elisabeth

1. n. A long-torsoed female hailing from a state of gambling and prostitutes.

"Dude, I met this chick the other night - she was awesome."

"Oh yeah, what's she like?"

"Total Elisabeth."

"Sweet Dude, I know you dig long-torsoed women who love Harry Reid and craps."

2. v. The process of wetting a piece of toilet paper to compensate for its sandpaper-like grittiness.

Ahh, I totally have to Elisabeth it next time. Thank you. You have been most helpful.

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