andy

andy is a kid that somehow got to become a commanding officer in advance wars that STILL DOESNT KNOW WHAT AN AIRPORT IS JEAZUS CRIST ANDY

andy: whats an airport
sami: jfc andy YOU MAKE SKY BOATS THERE

kanbei

a co in the advance wars series mostly known for his mission "kanbei's error?"

kanbei: SONJA THE ORANGE STAR FORCES ARE APROCHING!
sonja: of corse they are they wanted to give us resorces