ass flaps

The skin that causes the sound of a fart located on the anus.

That sucks ass flaps.

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mo' to' po'

motorcycle cops; the assholes who get you for running red lights

fuck tha mo' to' po'

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sprizzite

sprite; a carbonated thirst quenching drink

I gots to hizzit tha sprizzite and quench my thizzirst

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soaprock

When you take one of George world-famous dildos which is made out of hand carved soap bars and attach it to the center portions of a passed out drunk kid. May be followed by a healthy teabagging.

"George carve me up a dildo, I've got a feeling Peto is gunna be passed out at this party tonight."

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captain ron

The victim of a go-kart accident...definetly not a pirate. He is a sailor.

"Sounds like a pirate."

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crumby

Used when in a situation that is not favorable. See also: crummy

"This traffic is crumby!"
"enuff Z'nuff"

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I don't see me follow

A slang term often used by nuns that expresses their ineptitude and lack of intelligence on so many levels.

"The answer is right, see I don't me follow."

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