spaghetti-straight

Pretending to be sexually attracted to the opposite sex (straight), but not able to hold up the pretense under pressure.

“Spaghetti is only straight until it hits hot water."

- The Proper Care of Actors, chapter 4 by afrocurl, Clear_Liqueur, Clocks, and Etharei

“Do you really have impeccable gaydar?” ...

“Of course! Let me prove it to you,” he said as he turned to face the rest of the club and proceeded to point at random patrons in rapid-fire succession, “Straight, gay, gay, straight, spaghetti-straight--"

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