the dog ate it

the dog ate it is an excuse that you use on your teacher when you didn't do your homework.

it's not very effective

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magpie

Slang for a member of the Newcastle United Football Club (NUFC). This is due to the fact that their strip is black and white.

Who do you support?
The magpies!

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Monkey Pole

penis
often used in context of smoking

omgoes you smoke teh monkey pole!

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Wee

The sound of frictionless acceleration.
By adding more "e"'s you are stateing that the object is accelerateing longer than normal*.
By changing the "e"'s to capitals you are stateing that the object is allelerating faster than normal*.

*Normal is stated by the average acceleration and length the person says the word at.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Wow that emu ride was incredible!!!!"

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Russell Sage

n. all women's college located in Troy, NY where the only thing to do is get hammered at RPI with the geeksquad fraternities. Chances of getting laid and actually liking it...zero.

Russell Sage-not a girls school without men but a women's school without boys

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agnostic

a person/s who aren't so worried all the time by being punished by 'god', they live life on other religions cultures and strictures without their rules. basically freedom.

i've never used the word agnostic in conversation before.

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fake friend

A person who is only your friend when he needs or wants something from you. After he gets what he wants, he ignores you until he wants something else.

Sao is such a fake friend. He only hangs out with me when he wants a favor from me.

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