Snooger

That sticky substance that you get in your nostril that is too thick to be concidered snot and not hard enough to be a booger...therefore is a Snooger. In between the two evils, and it doesn't matter how hard you blow your nose, it refuses to leave, leaving you no other choice but to go in, bare fingered, and fish the Snooger out!

Amanda: Are you picking your nose?

Angela: Well, I have no other choice...I've got a Snooger!

Amanda: Snooger?

Angela: You know, it's not a booger and not snot, inbetween, a Snooger!

Amanda: Oh, that makes sense!

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