Gabe Gundacker

Comedian, musician, YouTuber and former Viner so hilarious he made me write a definition for him

"Dick Cheney made money off the use
Iraq war" one of Gabe Gundacker notorious vines

Hugh Jackman

Extremely heterosexual actor who is not gay.

"Bit oh boy! I sure love being heterosexual."-Hugh Jackman

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Chris Pratt

Neo Nazi/Far-right/Three Percenter sympathiser/ actor whose costars are prone to defend when he's singled out as the "worst Chris", in an internet meme. Very one note acting. Starred in hundreds of marvel movies and in that cinematic aberration "The tomorrow war".

“The ‘sinless’ are casting stones at my #brother, Chris Pratt … A real #Christian who lives by #principle” and who happened to marry “into a family that makes space for civil discourse.” - Am actual thing posted by millionaire movie star Robert Downey Jr. with no trace of irony.

No matter how hard it gets, stick your chest out, keep your head up and handle it. Tupac quote posted by Zoe Saldana also to "defend" him.

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Westworld

Robot brothel from the 2050s masquerading as a "park", what do you do in said park, you ask, well, you can play a cowboy. No really. 30 years from now cowboys are all the rage again and not at all box office poison like now, so yeah, people are really into dissentery and small pox cosplay, apparently. Anyways the show is a lot of fun, you should give it a try, just look past the whole contrived cowboy theme, and have fun lusting over Evan Rachel Wood and Rodrigo Santoro.

"Wow I would have loved to be a cowboy with boots riding a horse to the distance that I would pay 40k a day to go to Westworld!

-No one ever

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Taylor Swift

Totally awkward girl next for who's definitely not a closeted lesbian and is not into waify Victoria secret models, thank you very much.

"Boy oh boy I sure love going out with my very heterosexual boyfriend Harry Styles." -Taylor Swift c.2012

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Freddie Highmore

British actor who played roles in movies like Charlie and the chocolate factory, toast, and finding Neverland. More recently, he has transitioned into more adult roles in tv shows like Bates motel and currently starring in the good doctor. He also did what actors aren't supposed to according to Robert Downey Jr.

Freddie Highmore did a great job playing Shaun in the good doctor

Lauren Mayberry

Chvrches' hobbit-sized badass vocalist, amazing singer and overall cool woman.

"I had a dream your father died" -Lauren Mayberry, unprompted.