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When a man has an erection from the intense need to urinate.
I gotta go to the bathroom, but I don't want yall to see my raging piss dick.
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When getting your salad tossed by a midget, you stand up suddenly trapping their head between your buttcheeks.
Dude 1:Remember that circus midget I was banging behind the big top?
Dude 2: Yeah
Dude 1: I totally got her with a dangling leprechaun, you should have seen her little legs kick!
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