touchyourpenis

the sole criteria that defines a relationship for that category of guys that are only after a piece of a**. these guys also tend to hit on women much younger than them, example a college freshman and a highschool freshman. interaction tends to lead to blind groping in his car, then after she goes home he gets drunk and passes out puking in the public parking lot behind the prison. avoid these guys.

A&A: so how are things between you and that freshman?
Zach: pretty damn good.
A&A: have you taken her on a date yet?
Zach: no.
A&A: have you called her?
Zach: no.
A&A: then how does that qualify as pretty damn...oh, you let her touchyourpenis, didn't you?
Zach: hell yeah, man.
A&A: you stoner f***. you are such a man-wh*re.

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DOC

Days Of Celibacy

used to indicate how long it has been since you last had sex.

What's your DOC?

About 15

Oohhh, man, you need to get on that

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D.O.C.

Days Of Celibacy

used to indicate how long it's been since you had sex

dude, what's your d.o.c.?

around 15

oh man, you need to fix that

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patro-po

the slang reference to the state patrol, commonly known (at least in the west) to be much stricter and more hardcore than city cops and county sheriffs. they also drive faster cars and have way more skills at driving (trust me). kind of like po-po but not.

A: dude! did you see that? that charger that just passed us had a bullwhip antenna and a spotlight!

B: yeah, man, keep it under the limit tonight. the patro-po are getting smarter.

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automoboose

this is simply a fun way to refer to anything that falls in the car, truck, bus, tram, etc category. if you can say this word and not enjoy it, quit using it.

1: dude, where's my automoboose?

2: I'll only be DD tonight if I can drive YOUR automoboose.

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mailbox dog

tiny dog that yaps and tries to bite you and won't shut up. the idea is that any dog that can fit in a mailbox should be classified as a rodent. yapping is suggested in order to meet mailbox dog standards, but not required. see also puntable.

"that would be a fun bike ride if it wasn't for that f---ing mailbox dog at the end of it"

"yeah, that dog is such a puntable"

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gnarlicidal

mix between gnarly and suicidal

used to describe insanely dangerous but cool stunts that people do for fun, e.g. base jumping

DUDE! did you see that? that guy just parachuted with skis on and then landed it on the slopes! that was gnarlicidal!

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