PETA

People that love animals. But hate Steve Irwin. PETA needs help. Because they aren’t helping animals. They are just hurting Steve Irwin. Everybody loves Steve Irwin. So back off PETA and your stupid logo cause nobody supports you. Btw I hope that sting ray hurts you guys.

PETA: “duck you Steve”
Steve Irwin: “dies from sting ray attack”
PETA: “ HE ATTACKED IT FIRST”
Whole world:”Fuck you PETA!”

Math

A spawn of satan of course, gee wiz I wish it was never invented. Same about taxes.

My teacher made me do an assignment on math I screamed in my blood started pumping I was about to pass out because I have a say pi I was like no way no way you you you are so MEAN!

Olivia

Olivia is the best person I’ve ever met. She may look like a beaver and is flat but she still rocks it.

Olivia is the single best friend I’ve ever had.

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