George

George is a very approachable, friendly person who never fails to make you laugh or smile at the least. He’s a pleasure to be around and I doubt there isn’t one person out there who wouldn’t want to be friends with him, I mean come on, he’s a great guy! Not only is he so approachable and nice, he also radiates big dick energy which makes all the ladies secretly fall in love with him ;) He’s very academically gifted and does well in any task that you put him up to, but most sports are a bit of an exception... either way, George is an amazing human being and you should most definitely befriend him. He’s great :) <3

*cue indian panini instrumental*
“Hey what’s that noise?”
“Oh, it’s probably just George being somewhere close to us. He’s a great lad he is.”