Glass Marble

Most guys, and even many women, do not know this. The clitoris becomes engorged with blood upon arousal, making it hard, much like a penis. The term derives from the shape of the clitoral glans (the round part under the clitoral hood and the part that can actually be seen) and how hard it gets.

I got my girlfriend so horny that she got a glass marble.

Squirtling

The name derives from the popular Pokemon, Squirtle. The act of squirtling entails squirting either warm or cool water with your mouth onto your partner's genitalia for sexual gratification.

Nerd 1: Hey man, I tried Squirtling last night with my girlfriend. She loved it!
Nerd 2: No way, I asked if we could try Charizarding and my girlfriend went to bed without giving me any action. I'll try to ask for Squirtling next time!

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