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A Goonie is a kiss, but not just any kiss a silly sloppy wet kiss that you can give to FRIENDS!
The background comes from last friday..!
1. Would you like a big WET GOONIE!
2. Heres a Goonie for YOUnie!
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Larger than average male breasts. Also known as man boobs or man tits. Origin: mammaries (female breasts)
That guy's manmaries are so big, I think he'd need a C-cup if he wore a bra!
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an unusually powerful woman who can stand on her own and doesn't need the love and attention of a man. she gets a kick out of leading you along, because it makes you look so stupid. it further proves her own superior intelligence. if she does accept a man, he will have to be able to match her in intelligence and wit. if you fall for her, it's your own damn fault.
i went out to the bar with two different men and, ironically, they both called the next day to ask for another date. i am a man eater and those two got eaten alive!
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an unusually powerful and intelligent woman. she gets a kick out of using men because they are so easy to fool. if you fall for her, it's your own damn fault for being so stupid.
i arranged a date with two different men on the same night, same time. they both showed up and were both ditched at the end of the night. ironically, each one called the next day for another date. i'm a man-eater and those two got eaten alive!
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n: a very cute girl with make-up, fancy clothing, and blown out hair. Often used in plural form. Speaks to the level polish for an event or evening.
Originated in California, where groups of women spent hours blow drying their, "manes" in preparation for a nigth on the town.
" I am out with my girls tonight. We are rolling thick, and everyone is totally a pony."
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a girl that will suck your dick in front of your boys and then suck all of your boys' dicks
DAMN, that girl is a FOOLS DEASY
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