mang

"Mang" happens to be a species of bird originating from southern canada. They're a race similar to the cockatoo, only with less face, if you catch my drift. The Mang is known mostly for consuming bright orange starfish (the ones from the Pacific), but if they can't find any, they go for overweight human beings. So if you're a juicy one, watch out!!

Dudette 1: "I just bought a mang from the store the other day"

Dudette 2: "Oh cool. You better get her lots of starfish so she doesn't eat me!!" (jiggles belly and giggles)

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