A person who is an aficionado on great looking asses. Knows them and greatly appreciates their existence.
My friend Anne can't go to a baseball game without commenting about the player's asses...she thinks she's an Asspert!
The act of a woman taking a fist to the ass while dedicating on the fist
I gave my girlfriend a hot Elvis last night.
Amazing diverse and disgusting creatures that sometimes inhabit Walmart.
You should have seen the mother and daughter WalMaliens that I saw at WalMart today...they had matching vagomachs.