Derivative of the word 'cobby', a cob is an individual who shares the idiosyncratic characteristics of the cobby, however, to a lesser extent than the actual cobby himself. Cobs often specialize in one certain aspect of stereotypical cobby behavior. The main difference between a cob and the traditional cobby though, is that a cob is not necessarily a burnout, though often times they can and are percieved to be.
Person A: Dude, Les Stroud isn't a real survivor man!
Person B: Why not dude?
Person A: The fuckin guy has a survival crew 50 yards away from him that he can call whenever he wants! He prolly camps in a trailer inbetween sets and maunches down on burgers and pizza when the camera's off.
Person B: Dude... what a cob!
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why do jews have such a big shnoz? because air is free!!
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a cob-bee is an annoying ass bee that won't leave you alone when you are smokin ganja with your buddy in the forest.
stoner 1: dude pass the ganj.
stoner 2: god damn this fucking bee won't leave me alone!
stoner 1: go away cob-bee!
stoner 1 & 2: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA